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John + Karkat: Be each other▲: karkat?
▲: were we just talking?
▼: UH YEAH AND SOMETHING HAPPENED AND IT KICKED ME OUT
▼: NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT HAPPENED
▲: well, it froze on me... were you calling me weird?
▼: THAT'S ME
▼: I DID BECAUSE YOU ARE
▲: hm. i'm still not sure.
▼: WHAT, WHY?
▼: WHAT ARE YOU NOT SURE ABOUT?
▲: if this is the same karkat i was talking to!
▼: I JUST GAVE YOU AN AWKWARD AND PRETTY DUMB CYBER HUG, DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
▼: WELL THAT'S JUST NOTHING SHORT OF A MIR
▼: OF A PRETTY WEIRD COINCIDENCE, I GUESS
▲: hehehe, you were going to say miracle.
▼: NO I'M DONE WITH THAT WORD
▼: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DUMB GRUBFUCKER THAT'S WHY
▲: that's not a good excuse!
▼: OKAY SO I DON'T LIKE THE WORD, OKAY? IT'S STUPID AND I HATE IT
▲: uh, alright.
▼: WHATEVER, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT
▲: if you say so!
▼: WELL I DO, IF THAT WASN'T
Karkat and Tavros...▼: HELLO.
▲: uHH, hI,
▼: OH, YOU AGAIN.
▼: HOW'S THINGS?
▲: uHH, iS THIS kARKAT,
▼: YEAH. IT IS.
▲: oH, i HAVEN'T TALKED, tO YOU YET,
▼: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
▲: oN THIS SITE, i UHH, i HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO YOU,
▼: IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND FOR ME, THERE WERE NO END TO THE AMOUNT OF YOUS I GOT PAIRED UP WITH.
▼: LOOK, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM, DON'T TAKE IT THAT WAY.
▲: oH, uHHH, aRE YOU SURE, bECAUSE i CAN LEAVE, iF YOU WANT ME TO,
▼: I JUST SAID IT WASN'T A PROBLEM.
▼: YOU DON'T NEED TO LEAVE UNLESS YOU WANT TO.
▲: yOU SEEM, nICER, tHAN MOST kARKATS,
▼: THAT'S BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T HAVE THE CAPACITY TO BE AN ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW.
▼: I'M SITTING HERE ALONE IN THE LAB AFTER AN UNIMAGINABLE AMOUNT OF SHIT WENT DOWN AND NOW I'M WAITING OUT MY TIME LEFT BY TALKING TO WHOEVER I CAN FIND.
▲: iS, sOMETHING WRONG,
▼: MORE THAN YOU KNOW, TAVROS.
Limp hair...▲: hello?
▼: hEy, WhAt Is Up, My BrOtHeR?
▲: oh, hi! how are you?
▼: PrEtTy GoOd RiGhT nOw, BuT i'M fEeLiNg AlL kInDs Of HuNgEr Up In My DiGeStIvE sAcK.
▼: wHaT aBoUt YoU, mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg BrOtHeR?
▲: i'm pretty good! but should you go get something to eat?
▼: YeAh, MaN, i Am EnTiReLy AlL aBoUt BeInG aBoUt To Do ThAt.
▼: bUt MaN, tHeRe ArE wOrDs AlL uP oVeR mY sCrEeN, aNd I'm LiKe, "HeY, tHeSe ArE sOmE fRiEnDlY mOtHeRfUcKiNg WoRdS."
▼: "I gOt To ShOw ThEm SoMe HoSpItAlItY." hOnK. )
▲: oh, well i can wait! i don't want you to go hungry.
▼: ThAnKs, BrOtHeR. yOu'Re A rEaL mOtHeRfUcKiNg PaL. )
▲: what are you getting? i had some crackers with roast beef!
▼: i'M fIlLiNg Up On ThE pAsTrY oF mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs, BrOtHeR.
▲: pastry? you mean like cake? ugh.
▼: No, No, BrOtHeR. i MeAn MoThErFuCkInG pIe. It'S mIrAcUlOuS iS wHaT iT iS.
▼: yOu GoT tO tRy SoMe, BrOtHeR.
▼: Be AlL tRiPpInG tH
John and Jade have family time▼: hi!!
▼: my name's jade!
▲: oh gosh, hey jade!
▼: wow! what are the odds of finding you on here????
▲: i know! i wasn't expecting to find anyone on this early.
▼: hey john i need to ask you if you've seen dave!
▲: oh man, i am looking for him too! i found a couple pictures of him that i want to tease him for.
▼: hehehehe that sounds so interesting!
▼: can i see them???
▲: that one and...
▲: that one.
▲: he's got a little heart on his shirt!
▼: oh my gosh!!!
▼: hes so cuuuuuute
▼: john where did you find those???
▲: there are all kinds of pictures of us floating around. i think the trolls leaked them!
▼: oh right, them and their viewports!
▼: it is sort of creepy to
Past cA meets Future gC▼: H3LLO
▲: oh hey ter
▼: OH 1TS YOU >:[
▲: wwhats wwith the face
▲: you still there
▼: Y34H SORRY
▼: 3R1D4N R34LLY 1S 4NYON3 3V3R H4PPY TO S33 YOU
▼: OR SM3LL 1N MY C4S3
▼: M1ST3R F1SHY GR4P3S >:[
▲: wwhats wwrong wwith grapes i like grapes
▼: NOTH1NGS WRONG W1TH GR4P3S
▼: TH3 F1SHY SM3LL PUTS M3 OFF THOUGH
▼: YUCK >
▲: oh sorry but howw can you smell the fish from my text
▼: B3C4US3 YOUR3 4 S34 DW3LL3R 4ND MY NOS3 1S JUST TH4T GR34T
▲: oh okay
▲: but wwait wwhy doesnt anyone wwant to see me
▼: M4YB3 B3C4US3 YOU H1T ON 3V3RYON3 4ND THR34T3N US L4ND DW3LL3RS R3P34T3DLY
▲: wwell thats just my wway of sayin i like you
▲: sorry if i havve a hard time expressin myself
▼: H4H4H4H4H4 R1GHT
▲: wwhat you dont believve me
▼: NO 1 DONT
▲: wwhy not
▲: im bein serious here
▼: SUR3 YOU 4R3
▲: wwoww okay fine wwhatevver dont believve me t
I don't like playing...▼: H3LLO.
▲: ...CAN'T SLEEP... FUCKING CLOWNS WILL EAT ME
▲: HE'S GOING TO KILL ME
▼: H3 4LR34DY K1LL3D OTH3R M3.
▲: OH SHIT, WHAT?
▲: OH GOD, TEREZI, I'M SORRY...
▼: 1T W4SN'T YOUR F4ULT.
▲: I'M SO SORRY...
▲: OH GOD, THERE'S THAT FUCKING HONKING AGAIN... SHIT
▲: GOD, WHAT IF IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD?
▼: 1 DON'T TH1NK 1T 1S.
▲: OH FUCK, IT'S SO LOUD, I'M AFRAID TO TUR
▲: hey there sister
▼: H3H3H3H3H33. YOU'R3 SO S1LLY K4RK4T.
▲: HOW ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING DOING TODAY
▼: OR M4YB3 1T'S JUST TH3 H34DWOUND.
▲: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAYBE
▲: or maybe not
▼: 1 C4N'T T4K3 TH3 M4DN3SS!
▲: i'll be seeing you again real soon, sister
You have disconnected.
Yet Another Dave-John Epic 2▲: hello!
▲: oh crap.
▼: is this the right you
▲: uh, i don't know what that means. i am me!
▼: i just talked to a not right you and a kind of not really you
▲: why, uh... why are you looking for me?
▼: you have some explaning to do
▲: oh man, you weren't supposed to find me...
▼: oh really
▼: you expected the knight of time to not be able to find you
▲: there is still a small small part of me that hopes you are not the same dave...
▲: because uh... i said something you probably didn't like.
▼: and you dont want to face up to the consequences
▲: what are the consequences?
▼: the consequences are that im hella pissed
▲: oh no...
▲: i'm going to go again, then, okay?
▲: but you hate me now. i knew i shouldn't have told you.
▼: john fucking egbert dont you dare
▼: i mean it
▼: this was the deal
The Epic of John and Dave-2▼: Hey
▼: What's up
▲: i think we just had this conversation, before you disconnected on me...
▼: well that whole opening phrase is pretty common
▲: yeah, i said the ceiling and then when i told you my name was john, you left
▼: you said...the ceiling
▲: haha, yeah...
▲: i know
▲: i am a derp
▼: sounds pretty derpy to me
▲: yeah, that is what everyone calls me
▼: derpy john
▲: sometimes it is aderpable, which just sounds stupid
▼: that is stupid
▲: i know!
▼: very stupid
▼: unforgivably stupid
▲: well it isn't my fault!
▲: i don't say it!
▼: who does
▲: some of my lame friends...
▼: what are their names
▲: well, it is usually just jade who says it, but dave said it to be ironic, i think.
▼: what a cool name
▲: ... this is dave, isn't it?
▲: really? no lie?
The Epic of John and Dave-4▼: are you going to ask me how to kill bieber again
▼: cause ive got so many murder plans
▲: um, no?
▼: you dont even know
▼: oh woops
▼: hey there egderp
▲: oh man, how did you know?
▼: call it coincidence
▼: call it psychic powers
▼: i actually own a derpradar
▼: yeah the man in the flesh
▼: uh wait not quite actually
▲: is... are you the dave i talked to before?
▼: dont think so
▲: because if you are, i'm sorry
▼: im here too busy fussing over my inminent death
▼: what happened
▼: yeah welp im not alpha dave
▼: that lucky son of a bitch
▲: oh, um, it's pretty embarrassing to talk about. what does alpha dave mean?
▼: its a synonimy of the dave that will probably be left alive
▼: dont change the topic egbert
▲: i really don't want to go through it again, dave... to make a long story short, i said some thin
John and Karkat PeacockLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY EITHER VERY HAPPY OR YOU KNOW ME.
▼: ALRIGHT. WHO IS THIS?
▲: oh, geez. we are such good buddies, and you can't even tell me from every other anonymous zingled stranger?
▲: i'm crushed. you are killing me here.
▼: AT LEAST IT IS ONLY YOU AND NOT ANY OF THE OTHER RETARDED HUMANS WHO SEEM SO FOND OF THIS SITE
▼: I JUST GOT ONE WHO THOUGHT I WAS A "BRITTNEY", WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS.
▲: you definitely have a "brittney" vibe going on, karkat.
▼: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
▲: it's a name! a very manly and sophisticated human name.
▲: for only the manliest of sophisticates.
▼: OH. I AM GLAD THAT SHE PLACED MY PHYSIOLOGY CORRECTLY THEN.
▼: BECAUSE IT IS VERY MANLY.
▼: MAYBE SHE IS
karkles doesnt like peopleLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD IT BE. WHO IS THIS.
▲: its john!
▲: i dunno, sometimes people can be misleading!
▲: youre not the only one who talks in all caps, you know!
▲: so whats up karkles?
▼: IT'S ALL OF YOU STUPID LOUSY HUMANS THAT TYPE THE SAME. I CAN NEVER TELL YOU NOOKSUCKERS APART. SO MANY FUCKING HUMANS ON THIS WEBSITE.
▼: NOTHING VERY INTERESTING. DO I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S UP WITH YOU.
▲: why wouldnt you?
▲: i am always interesting.
▲: except now.
▲: im just getting rid of some imps now.
▲: its booooring!
▼: YOU ARE NEVER INTERESTING. EVER. I CAN BARELY EVEN EXPRESS HOW FUCKING UNINTERESTED I AM IN EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY.
▲: you lie, you find every aspect of my being entertaining!
▲: you cant get enough of me, admit it!
lilJohn bigKKLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: will you be my friend?
▼: EGBERT IS THIS YOU.
▲: pfft, no that's my daddy!
▲: mr. egbert!
▼: OH GOD AM I TALKING TO JOHN AS A GRUB.
▲: i'm not a worm!
▲: haha, that would be cool though! i could wiggle around on my belly!
▼: OH GOD I ACTUALLY AM TALKING TO JOHN AS A GRUB.
▲: heheh, okay, i will be a worm wiggling wiggle wiggle!
▼: THIS IS
▼: I DON'T EVEN
▲: who are you mr. shouty guy!?
▲: will you be my friend?
▼: I'M KARKAT VANTAS.
▲: even if i'm a nasty worm?
▼: AND SURE. WHATEVER.
▲: that's a funny name!
▼: NOT AS FUNNY AS JOHN EGBERT.
▲: who's that/
▲: is that my daddy's name?
▼: NO, IT'S YOURS.
▲: hehe, but i don't have a name!
▲: 'specially not
FutureKarkat and PastSolluxLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: HEY FUCKASS
▼: hii kk
▲: OH, FUCK. SOLLUX. UH, HEY.
▼: what'2 wrong?
▲: THIS IS AWKWARD.
▼: why ii2 iit awkward?
▲: BECAUSE YOU'RE LAYING HERE TOOTHLESS NEXT TO ME IN THIS FUCKING CLOSET
▼: what the fuck are talkiing about?
▼: ii'm iin the hornpiile wiith fef
▲: SOLLUX. DON'T QUESTION ME. AS YOUR LEADER I ORDER YOU, STAY IN THAT PILE, DON'T LEAVE IT, NO MATTER WHAT. IF ERIDAN SHOWS UP, DON'T GET INTO A FIGHT.
▲: JUST DONT.
▼: that fucker can't beat me
▼: he already triied
▼: ii kiicked hii2 a22
▲: JUST STAY THERE AND TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS AND SHIT.
▼: ii don't partiicularly enjoy glubbiing, kk
▲: THEN WHY ARE YOU THERE ANYWAY. NEVERMIND.
▲: DON'T LEAVE THE PILE.
▼: ii'm here cau2e fef wanted two 2ee m
Seastuck: Chapter 2Dave broke through the water's surface with a loud splash, his blonde hair plastered to his face and his shades slightly askew. The sun was high in the sky today, the cloudless blue as beautiful as ever. There was never enough time in the day to admire the sky. But the laws forbid anyone from going to the surface. Bro would tan his son's scales if he ever found out about this. But despite that little detail, Dave wasn't worried. No one had caught him yet, and he wasn't stopping anytime soon.
With a quick scan of the surrounding waters, he and Tavros quickly located Terezi's rock. It was hard to miss, since it was a giant boulder with a ship's crow's nest lodged in the top. Terezi was never one for a "normal" nest.
"Hey Pyrope! You awake?!" Dave shouted.
There was a sound of something heavy hitting the wood paneling of the crow's nest, and suddenly Terezi's feathery head popped over the side. Her red eyes scanned her surroundings, and her feathers, which were dotted with small shells an
The Unexpected Always HappensAs he stood up, hands in his pockets, one of his homemade sick beats started ringing from his pocket. Dave picked it up, not bothering to even look at the caller ID.
"Hey, Egbert." He sighed and smiled, unknown to the person on the other end.
"Hey Dave!!! How are you?"
"Egbert, we go to the same school now."
"I know! Isn't it amazing that the lady my dad was dating was Rose's mom-"
"Dude, me and Rose are long lost cousins or some shit like that. Don't forget, because it's pretty wierd when you mention my kind-of aunt dating your dad."
"Oh right! Ehhehhehhehheh I forgot...Opps." Dave could picture his derpy little smile, complete with buck teeth.
"But yeah, it is pretty lucky that you guys moved closer." To me. He thought silently. Despite how cool kid he liked to stay, he had to admit, he was a little possessive of his friends. But only a little. "Funny how you and and Rose actually lived pretty close to each other."
"Dave, half a state is pretty far away!"
"Better than how far
HS - Bloody Mirth part 1
The ground was painted and drowning in the lively rainbow of blood.
A pair of trolls picked their way through the battlefield. The taller of the two had nubs for horns, and he gripped a pair of wicked sickles in each hand. His trench coat swished about his lean body as a cold wind whipped through the area.
Karkat, one of the leaders of the Resistance, felt his boot sink into the blood-soaked ground with a wet squelch. Everywhere he looked, his vision was greeted with the mutilated and broken bodies of his former comrades. Many had skulls bashed in or broken limbs, all sprawled about on the field like abandoned toys. Guilt flooded his body as the responsibility for the deaths of so many loyal trolls weighed heavily on his shoulders.
How many did he kill? thought Karkat incredulously. He knew the Subjugglators were powerful and fearsome in close combat, but he never imagined that a single lone agent could have defeated a group of his best soldiers. And so thoroughly.
Seastuck - Chapter 3~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"...Nook-licking, ass-faced, grub-fucking son of a deep-sea squid! This is NOT something I signed up for!!"
Karkat grimaced as he untangled himself from yet another patch of wild seaweed he'd absentmindedly swum into. Since he had left the castle, Dave had led ignorantly led the small crab through two caverns filled with sharp coral, three jellyfish infested chasms, and past a cave with one very ornery electric eel.
No, things were not going well tonight. And it wasn't even midnight yet.
"I had better be getting something for my fucking suffering," Karkat growled to himself as he snipped the last of the seaweed from his shell. With the last of the annoying plant pooling on the rock under him, Karkat set off towards the cave Dave and Tavros had disappeared into. After all, he was so disoriented from the trip thus far that he knew he wouldn't be able to get back without following the prince and his guppy-of-a-lackey.
Karkat had never really liked any members of the
Why Are You My Friend"I'm fucking serious Sol, what sort of guy just calls THE BETTER ONE a chump?"
"Did you call him a fuckass."
"Sol that's not-"
"You did, didn't you?"
"...Yeah but that's not the point-"
"You're lucky he just called you a chump; remember the last time you called someone that?" Sollux Captor gave his friend a long stare. He had been friends since childhood with the dumb kid, from elementary to middle straight to high school. An asian and a semi-mexican were a rare bunch, but they had hit off pretty well for years.
"...Whatever shut up god." Karkat threw a piece of popcorn at him. Sollux easily caught it, then popped it into his mouth."How'd you even convince me to watch this shitty movie, man."
Sollux snorted. "Just because your taste in movies is so bad doesn't mean you get to insult mine."
"Hey, you KNOW '51 First Dates' was a great fuckin' movie."
"Sure, sure. Next you'll be telling me that T-Pain is a better rapper than Eminem." Playfully, he shoved him. Karkat pushed back, but he gr
John + Karkat: Be each other 2▲: i'm afraid to ask...
▲: oh thank gog!
▲: the site froze...
▼: SAME FOR ME
▼: THIS PLACE SUCKS ASS
▼: BUT I NEEDED TO FIND YOU
▼: BECAUSE SOMETHING HAS COME UP HERE AND I NEED TO GO
▲: oh, okay!
▼: AND IT'S BAD STUFF SO I NEEDED TO SAY A PROPER GOODBYE
▼: NOT FOREVER GOODBYE!
▼: JUST IF STUFF HAPPENS, YOU KNOW
▲: bad stuff?
▼: YEAAHH, BUT IT'S NOT IMPORTANT, I'LL BE ALRIGHT
▲: um, okay...
▲: well, goodbye, karkat! i can't wait to meet you!
▼: BYE JOHN, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOU, TOO
▼: OH AND
▼: I GUES
▲: oh wow, hehehe!! ♥!
▼: HAD TO GET THAT OUT OF MY SYSTEM, BE SAFE JOHN AND KEEP SMILING YOUR DUMB SMILE
▲: okay, you too! except for the smile, you save that for me, okay?
▼: WOULDN'T HAVE I ANY OTHER WAY
▼: I'LL SEE YOU AROUND JOHN, HOPEFULLY SOON
▲: okay, good bye!
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