▲: were we just talking?
▼: UH YEAH AND SOMETHING HAPPENED AND IT KICKED ME OUT
▼: NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT HAPPENED
▲: well, it froze on me... were you calling me weird?
▼: THAT'S ME
▼: I DID BECAUSE YOU ARE
▲: hm. i'm still not sure.
▼: WHAT, WHY?
▼: WHAT ARE YOU NOT SURE ABOUT?
▲: if this is the same karkat i was talking to!
▼: I JUST GAVE YOU AN AWKWARD AND PRETTY DUMB CYBER HUG, DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
▼: WELL THAT'S JUST NOTHING SHORT OF A MIR
▼: OF A PRETTY WEIRD COINCIDENCE, I GUESS
▲: hehehe, you were going to say miracle.
▼: NO I'M DONE WITH THAT WORD
▼: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DUMB GRUBFUCKER THAT'S WHY
▲: that's not a good excuse!
▼: OKAY SO I DON'T LIKE THE WORD, OKAY? IT'S STUPID AND I HATE IT
▲: uh, alright.
▼: WHATEVER, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT
▲: if you say so!
▼: WELL I DO, IF THAT WASN'T OBVIOUS
▲: are you getting grumpy again?
▼: I THOUGHT I WAS ALWAYS GRUMPY
▼: ANGRY WAY VARY, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I'M ALWAYS AT THE VERY LEAST GRUMPY
▲: grumpy in a relative sense.
▼: WHATEVER, I AM BEING SORT OF CIVIL
▲: yeah, you are! why?
▼: WHY WHAT?
▼: THAT I'M BEING CIVIL?
▼: IF I'M NOT BEING CIVIL YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO BE MY FRIEND ANYMORE
▼: ONE MUST SACRIFICE ONESELF FOR THE SAKE OF DUMB SOCIAL PLEASURES
▲: well, i am used to it. so i guess in a way, it is pretty civil!
▼: SHOULD I BE MORE OF A GRUBFUCKING ASSHOLE?
▼: BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT EASY
▲: do you want to?
▼: I'M NOT SURE, ACTUALLY
▲: well, you should be whatever you want to be!
▼: I GUESS
▲: no, you know.
▼: I SUPPOSE
▲: you can just relax and be you around me, karkat!
▼: I THINK I WAS SORT OF DOING THAT THE ENTIRE TIME
▲: well that is good, then!
▼: BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO BE ALL NICE AND SHIT
▼: I DON'T DO THE WHOLE "NICE" THING
▲: that's okay! as long as you're you.
▼: VERY WELL THEN
▼: I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THAT
▲: hehehe, you know what would be fun?
▼: PRETTY SURE I HAVE NO WAY OF PEEKING INTO YOUR MIND AND FINDING OUT ON MY OWN IN ORDER TO BAFFLE YOU WITH MY NON-EXISTENT TALENT AND FRANKLY I'M NOT SURE IF I WANT TO
▲: ... do you want to know or not?
▼: OH NO, TELL ME, I AM DYING
▲: we should pretend to be each other!
▼: OKAY NOW YOU'RE JUST BREAKING THE LIMITS OF WEIRDNESS AND STUPIDITY
▼: SHOULD I HUMOR YOU IF ONLY FOR A FEW MINUTES?
▲: that would be great!
▼: MAN, YOU MAKE NO SENSE SOMETIMES
▼: HOW DO WE EVEN DO THAT? DO I CHANGE MY TEXT TO MIMIC YOURS OR SOMETHING?
▲: uh, would that be too hard for you? i know you love your caps, haha!
▼: WELL SURE, IT'S PRETTY WEIRD, BUT IT'S JUST TEXT, I GUESS.
▼: I'M NOT DEAD
▲: oh wow, that was weird... and why would i think you were dead?
▼: BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING AS IF REMOVING MY CAPS WOULD KILL ME OR SOMETHING
▼: AND AS FAR AS I KNOW I'M NOT DEAD YET
▲: UM, OKAY, LOOK! I'M YOU!
▼: OH THAT'S ALSO PRETTY WEIRD
▲: BLUH BLUH, FUCKASS!
▼: bluh bluh i am a huge derp!
▲: I'M A HUGE JERK!
▼: oh oh look at me flying my dumb jetpack.
▲: YELL YELL YELL, I HATE EVERYONE!
▼: laugh laugh, i like everyone even if they want to kill me
▼: come jack let me kiss you
▲: OH JOHN, I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY HATE-BABIES!
▼: i mean oh oh karkat you are so handsome let me just hide my incredibly flushed feelings behind my huge teeth!
▼: I'M BETTER AT BEING A JERK THAN YOU ARE
▲: OH JOHN OHH! I PRETEND TO HATE YOU, WHEN REALLY, I AM AFRAID TO ADMIT I LIKE LIKE YOU!
▲: i can be a jerk, if i really try.
▼: AS IF
▼: I AM COMPLETELY UNFAZED BY THAT
▲: YOU KNOW WHAT I, KARKAT, REALLY LOVE?
▲: I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE STROKE MY NUBBY LITTLE HORNS!
▼: LOOK AT ME HERE, JUST NOT GIVING A SHIT
▼: WOAAHH WHAT AN INCREDIBLE POKER FACE HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE?
▲: OH TEREZI, I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE THE SLOPPY TROLL MAKEOUTS NOW!
▲: MAYBE VRISKA CAN JOIN IN!
▼: oh oohh look at me, i am john and i am just completely homosexual for my coolkid friend
▲: I AM KARKAT AND I AM JUST A CRABBY LITTLE BOY WHO WANTS TO MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF!
▼: i am john and i am so insecure about my dumb human gender confusion thing that i have to roleplay as karkat in order to fantasize about him returning my feelings
▲: I AM KARKAT AND I AM SO INSECURE ABOUT LIKING ANYONE THAT I HAVE TO MAKE THEM HATE ME TO FEEL BETTER!
▼: OKAY THIS IS GETTING STUPID, WE'RE JUST THROWING LOW BLOWS AT EACH OTHER FOR NO GODDAMN REASON
▼: AS AMUSING AS IT IS TO WATCH YOU ACT AS IF YOU ACTUALLY KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT ME IT'S PRETTY DUMB
▼: FROM BOTH ENDS MIND YOU
▼: I'M NOT ANGRY
▼: ARE YOU ANGRY?
▲: nope! i'm just worried i took it too far...
▼: ARE YOU HURT?
▲: no. do you want me to be?
▼: I DON'T THINK THAT WAS MY INTENTION
▼: IS IT WEIRD IF I SAY YOU DID HIT BULLSEYE A FEW TIMES?
▼: IF YOU GET HIGH AND MIGHTY NOW I'LL CYBER PUNCH YOU
▲: what were they?
▼: I WON'T TELL
▲: why not?
▼: BECAUSE IT'S STUPID AND BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO
▼: IS IT REALLY THAT IMPORTANT?
▲: well, i want to know what to feel bad about teasing you for.
▼: IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL
▼: DON'T FEEL BAD
▲: you mean it?
▼: YEAH, LIKE I SAID, I AM COMPLETELY UNFAZED
▲: i guess... you were right a few times too...
▼: WHAT? I WERE?
▼: I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET TO YOU, REALLY
▲: oh uh. heh.
▲: well, looks like we both know each other a little better than we thought!
▼: I GUESS SO
▲: are you going to tell me what i was right about?
▼: GOD, I WAS HOPING YOU WERE GOING TO FORGET ABOUT THAT
▲: hehe, nope!
▼: DAMN, DIDNT THINK SO
▲: is it really that bad if i know?
▼: IF YOU TELL ME WHAT I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THEN I'LL TELL YOU
▲: well, you were right about the jetpack, hehehe.
▲: that's one thing!
▲: so quid pro quo!
▼: HEY! THAT DOESN'T COUNT, I SAW YOU WITH MY OWN EYES!
▲: soooooooo? hehehe, you were right about it!
▲: so now i get something!
▼: WELL I AM A HUGE JERK
▼: SO YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT ONE
▲: hmph. i guess i am pretty derpy. so there's that!
▼: THAT ONE'S STUPID, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
▲: ugh. so? you were still right.
▼: JUST SO YOU KNOW THE ONE WITH THE HORNS AND MAKING OUT WITH MYSELF ARE ALL FALSE
▼: SO I THINK WITHOUT SCROLLING UP I GUESS THE REST WAS PRETTY TRUE
▼: WELL MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS WITH TEREZI. AND VRISKA
▼: BUT YEAH, THE REST I GUESS
▲: wait. so even the stuff about wanting me to have your hate-babies?
▲: and liking me?
▼: WHAT NO! HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE HATE-BABIES WITH A DUMB HUMAN?
▲: ▲: OH JOHN, I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY HATE-BABIES!
▲: did you even read what i said?
▼: WHATEVER, OKAY NOT ANY HATE-BABIES, I DIDN'T SCROLL UP REMEMBER?
▲: ▲: OH JOHN OHH! I PRETEND TO HATE YOU, WHEN REALLY, I AM AFRAID TO ADMIT I LIKE LIKE YOU!
▲: and that?
▼: I DON'T
▲: so that one isn't true either?
▼: I'M NOT FUCKING SURE, OKAY?
▼: I DON'T KNOW
▼: YOUR STUPID MESSAGE MADE ME FUCKING CONFUSED AND IT'S REALLY ANNOYING
▲: wait... do you like me?
▼: I SAID I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!
▲: okay! okay, sheesh. sorry.
▼: IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER, I TOLD YOU IT DIDN'T MATTER
▼: IT WAS JUST A DUMB IDEA, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE HELL IT CAME FROM
▼: ANYWAY IT'S YOUR TURN, TELL ME WHAT I GOT RIGHT NOW
▲: i have big teeth!
▼: OKAY, GO ON, I TOLD YOU ALL MINE
▼: AND ALSO THAT ONE WAS DUMB, THEY STICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, OF COURSE THEY'RE BIG
▲: hehehe! and you're pretty handsome! vriska showed me a group picture.
▼: THAT ONE'S PRETTY STUPID, TOO
▲: ugh, fine.
▲: um... let me think.
▲: i don't want to kiss jack.
▼: OH WOW, YOU REALLY STRUCK ME AS THE TYPE THAT WOULD DEFINITELY WANT TO JUST DRAPE HIM OVER YOUR ARMS AND HAVE A HEATED MAKEOUT WITH HIM
▼: BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME
▲: that's the only thing that was wrong.
▼: SO YOU HAVE HOMOSEXUAL FEELINGS TOWARD YOUR COOLKID FRIEND?
▼: WHO KNEW?
▲: shut up, he can't ever find out, okay?
▼: I WON'T TELL
▼: I HAVE NO REASON TO
▼: BUT THEN IF THE REST ARE TRUE AS WELL THAT WOULD MEAN THAT YOU HAVE FLUSHED FEELINGS FOR ME?
▲: so how about this weather, huh?
▼: THAT AVOIDANCE OF THE SUBJECT TELLS ME IT WAS TRUE?
▼: IS IT?
▲: it's pretty cloudy here!
▼: YOU'RE BEING STUPID AGAIN, JOHN
▼: IT'S NOT FUNNY
▲: i can see stuff in them.
▼: EGBERT YOU DUMB WRIGGLER YOU'RE NOT BEING FUNNY
▼: I AM NOT LAUGHING
▲: i have tavros in another tab, he wants me to tell you something...
▼: HOLY GRUBFUCKING GOD WILL YOU JUST STOP CHANGING THE FUCKING SUBJECT!
▲: ▼: sOLLUX JUST SAID, ▼: tO TELL kARKAT ▼: tHAT HE'S DONE WITH THE THING HE BORROWED, ▼: aND CLEANED IT, ▲: um... ▼: i DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MEANT, ▼: bUT HE SAID kARKAT WILL,
▼: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW EITHER AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE
▲: okay, i told him.
▼: GOOD, THEN TELL HIM TO TELL SOLLUX TO GO FUCK HIMSELF. THEN TELL TAVROS TO GO FUCK HIMSELF. AND THEN TELL YOURSELF TO GO FUCK YOURSELF
▼: THANK YOU VERY MUCH
▲: um, okay? why are you mad now?
▼: NO REASON, I'M JUST BEING ME
▼: JUST MY USUAL MAD-GRUMPY-ANGRY SELF
▲: are you annoyed with me?
▼: DING DING! HOLY SHIT, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU'D HIT THE ABSOLUTE BOTTOM OF THE VAST PIT OF STUPIDITY YOU COME UP WITH A BRIGHT LITTLE SPECK OF INTELLIGENCE AND I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE SWALLOW THAT IT IS INDEED POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO EXHIBIT SOMETHING LIKE THAT EVERY TEN SOLAR SWEEPS
▲: what did i do?
▼: I DON'T KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A GUESS
▲: was it the tavros thing? i told him i would give you the message!
▼: I SAID I DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT
▲: it's because i like you, isn't it.
▲: i'm sorry!
▲: i'll try and stop.
▼: ACTUALLY, CONSIDERING THAT I MADE A KIND OF OUTRAGEOUSLY HUMILIATING CONFESSION MYSELF I SURE DOUBT THAT'S THE EXACT PROBLEM HERE
▲: okay then, what?
▼: MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T JUST DISREGARD IT ENTIRELY AS SOON AS IT CAME OUT MAYBE WE COULD HAVE JUST AGREED THAT WE'D FORGET THOSE SILLY REDROM EMOTIONS ENTIRELY AND BE ON OUR WAY
▼: THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT I DON'T LIKE. MANY MORE THAN I COULD EVER HOPE TO COUNT, BUT AMONG THOSE THINGS IS TO BE DISREGARDED LIKE THAT
▲: i'm sorry, i was just nervous as to how you'd take it!
▼: COULDN'T YOU JUST HAVE TOLD ME IF I SHOULD JUST FORGET ABOUT IT
▼: IF YOU HAD TOLD ME THAT FASTER THEN MAYBE IT WOULD HAVE STOPPED ME FROM GETTING MY HOPES UP
▲: do you want to forget it?
▼: NO, BUT I CAN DO IT IF NECESSARY
▼: YOU LIKE THE KNIGHT, TOO, RIGHT?
▼: AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE I AM, I AM INDEED IN NO PLACE TO PLACE MYSELF IN BETWEEN YOU AND HIM
▲: aren't you both knights?
▼: WELL YES, BUT I DON'T REFER TO MYSELF AS KNIGHT
▼: I'VE YET TO MYSELF WORTHY OF WEARING SUCH A TITLE
▲: karkat, i bet you're totally worthy! vriska said- wait i promised i wouldn't tell.
▼: WHATEVER SHE MIGHT HAVE SAID FACT IS I'VE YET TO MERELY GRASP MY POWER MUCH LESS USE IT
▼: RIGHT NOW I'M JUST KARKAT AND WE'RE MOVING FROM THE SUBJECT AT HAND. IT WASN'T ABOUT ME
▲: i'm a little confused right now...
▼: I GUESS I CAN'T BLAME YOU
▼: BUT I CAN REPHRASE YOUR QUESTION EARLIER TO MAKE IT A BIT EASIER
▼: DO YOU WANT ME TO FORGET IT?
▼: THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
▼: WHAT ABOUT THE KNIGHT?
▼: KNIGHT OF TIME, I MEAN
▲: dave likes jade too much to think that way about me. i mean, she's pretty much just like me, except better.
▲: and a girl.
▼: WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOUR AND THAT GUYS MUST BE WITH GIRLS BULLSHIT
▲: it's a human thing.
▼: HUMANS ARE DUMB
▼: LET ME JUST ADD SOME SORT OF BOOST TO THAT IDIOTIC SELF-ESTEEM OF YOURS BECAUSE IF JADE WAS THAT MUCH BETTER THEN WHY DO I NOT FEEL ANYTHING FOR HER?
▼: IF YOU DARE TELL ME I HAVE BAD TASTE I WILL SMACK YOU
▼: CYBER SMACK YOU
▲: well, you have to admit jade and i are a lot alike, especially in looks!
▼: ONLY SHE'S A GIRL AND SHE LOOKS LESS STUPID
▲: so i look stupid?
▼: THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT
▼: ALTHOUGH APPARENTLY IN THE END THAT'S MY WEAKNESS
▼: PRETTY STUPID, HUH?
▲: no, i don't think so!
▲: it's kind of flattering in a weird way!
▼: I DIDN'T MEAN IT IN A FLATTERING WAY
▼: BUT I GUESS YOU CAN TAKE IT AS FLATTERY IF YOU WANT TO
▲: i thought you hated me...
▼: I THOUGHT WE AGREED LONG AGO THAT I'D DROPPED MY HATE, WHEN WE BECAME FRIENDS
▲: so uh... when did you start liking me?
▼: I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA
▼: I GUESS I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN YOU MENTIONED IT
▼: BUT THE FEELING I HAVE NOW I THINK I'VE HAD FOR A WHILE
▼: SO REALLY, I DON'T KNOW
▲: are you sure you do, then? maybe you feel something else!
▼: IF YOU WOULD PREFER I DIDN'T HAVE THOSE FEELINGS I CAN UNDERSTAND, NO PROBLEM, BUT I'M CERTAIN NOW
▲: no, i'm really happy you feel that way! i'm glad we like each other!
▼: I GUESS I DON'T FIND IT SO BAD EITHER
▼: WAS THAT FUNNY?
▲: it made me feel good, so yeah!
▼: YEAH THAT IS GOOD
▼: MADE ME FEEL A LITTLE BIT GOOD, TOO
▼: WHY DO YOU KEEP LAUGHING?
▲: because i feel good! duh!
▼: SO YOU LAUGH WHEN YOU FEEL GOOD?
▲: yes, don't you?
▼: I DON'T LAUGH
▲: you don't?
▼: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER THAT I EVEN SMILED
▼: AND IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT
▼: IT'S NOT MY THING
▼: WHAT'S SO 'WOW' ABOUT THAT?
▲: that must be... really sad.
▼: I DON'T KNOW
▼: I JUST DON'T HAVE ANY REASON TO SO I DON'T, NO BIG DEAL
▲: ... i kind of really want to make you smile now!
▼: I DON'T MIND IF YOU TRY
▼: I COULD SAY THE SAME, BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS SMILING SO I ALREADY SUCCEEDED IN THAT IT SEEMS
▼: LOOK, THERE YOU GO AGAIN
▼: TO BE HONEST IT IS MORE REFRESHING THAN IT IS OBNOXIOUS
▼: YEAH, SORT OF
▲: should i smile more often then?
▼: HOW CAN YOU EVEN SMILE MORE OFTEN THAN YOU ALREADY DO?
▼: BUT YES, YOU CAN DO THAT IF YOU WANT
▲: huh, maybe i can smile bigger?
▼: IF THAT'S POSSIBLE WITHOUT SPLITTING YOUR HEAD IN TWO THEN SURE
▼: IF NOT THEN DON'T, IT'D BE A TERRIBLE WASTE
▲: aw, hehe...
▼: I JUST PRETENDED TO LAUGH
▲: ... well, i guess pretending is better than nothing!
▼: YOU CAN'T HEAR ME OR SEE ME SO IT DOESN'T MATTER
▼: YOU CAN WAIT TILL WE MEET
▲: ... i bet i can convince vriska for a picture!
▼: VRISKA WILL NEVER CATCH ME SMILING
▼: NOR LAUGHING
▲: ... oh really?
▼: YES, REALLY
▼: I'M ALONE RIGHT NOW SO NO ONE CAN SEE ME
▲: hehehe, then what is this?
▼: THAT MUST BE PHOTOMANIPULATION OR SOMETHING
▼: THERE'S NO WAY SHE CAUGHT THAT
▼: (( okay that is just adorable ))
▲: you're really cute when you smile!
▲: oh man, i know}
▼: I AM NOT CUTE. ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN I SMILE. IT FEELS WEIRD AND IT'S LOOKS DUMB
▲: i like it, and i demand that you do it more!
▼: I'LL DO WHEN WE MEET AND NOT ANY TIME BEFORE THAT
▲: okay, fine, sheesh.
▲: i will wait. and i will look at that picture a whole bunch until then!
▼: OKAY THAT SOUNDS WEIRD, BUT CONSIDERING THAT I CAN WATCH YOU ALL THE TIME I GUESS IT'S FAIR
▲: heheh- oh man, that's creepy.
▼: YOU KNOW WE CAN ALL DO THAT, DON'T ACT SURPRISED
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